Hey guys, and gals, and droids… you’re out there…I know it… A few of you may know me… I’ve been… ‘that guy’ that’s always been there since the start, but never really done anything, kind of… like… most hipsters.

Just, popping over to say hello… hi and howdy… I’m new here, I  have been tasked with… showing you all this…

You all remember Lollipop Chainsaw right? That game announced last year in July where that cheerleader Juliet Starling … get’s a chainsaw… and goes on a massacre? … … I don’t know where the lollipops enter either…

 

But anyway, a lovely valentines trailer has been released, and it shows that the game has a story, your boyfriend Nick has been turned into a zombie (but you have his head) Or something… and… thus, you must have your revenge. Not a lot more actual gameplay has been released, but there is plenty more cleavage… so that’s a good thing right?

There’s more killing with the zombie horde with chainsaws aswell, it certainly looks like the game is looking to “horde” all the awards for “outstanding use of females covered in blood”  when it’s released later this year.

Leave a Reply