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Do you feel your desk at home is dull and boring? Do you want to have a bit of your favourite game with you as you pretend to be working *cough* I mean as you\u00a0fill out those reports that were due 3 days ago? Well fear not, DC Unlimited and Guerilla Games team up to bring you these amazing figurines;<\/p>\n

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Its been clinically proven by our scientists* here at the Playstationer.net\u00a0Laboratory\u00a0that it will dramatically improve your mood and facial expressions, sure just look these images of the tests we carried out.<\/p>\n

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See ! Theres two\u00a0variations\u00a0available at the moment, Helghan Assault Infantry and Helghan Sniper, which you can buy from DC Unlimited through Amazon, Prices start from $20, which is around the same in Euros and Pounds.<\/p>\n

Helghan Assault Infantry : Click Here<\/a><\/p>\n

Helghan Sniper :\u00a0Click Here<\/a><\/p>\n

Im still waiting for them to bring out the Helghan Trooper costume, so I can go around the back garden looking for the ISA…….. Until then I’ll settle for this.<\/p>\n

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*Yeah, Scientists have actually proven this……….. Computer Scientists that is :D<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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