Mitch Hayes:<\/strong><\/p>\n38 – Annoying, wise cracking, highly successful FBI agent. In great shape. Does triathlons, drinks low cal beer, but still has a sense of humor.<\/p>\n
<\/span><\/p>\nMiguel Gonzalez:<\/strong>
25 – Young Mexican American FBI agent, caught between a few mob bosses. Very clean cut<\/p>\nClyde:<\/strong>
23 – Moronic, almost inbred and creepy white trash hillbilly. Very na\u00efve but in a creepy “it’s only incest sort of way”<\/p>\nBrother Adam:<\/strong>
Welsh monk \/ cult leader \/ yoga teacher – 50, very lithe, very into exploring your personal tension through gripping massage. Needs Welsh accent.<\/p>\nMrs Avery:<\/strong>
Neurotic soccer mom, home maker, 48, anxious and addled on pain killers. Very angry at neighbor MRS Bell.<\/p>\nMrs Bell:<\/strong>
Swinger, and mellow Californian divorcee. 45. Ugly but comfortable with self.<\/p>\nEddie:<\/strong>
47 – Weed evangelist, guy who started smoking at 30, and is now a leading proponent of marijuana’s fantastic properties. White, awkward.<\/p>\nIra Bernstein:<\/strong>
56 – publicist for an actress known as America’s newest sweetheart who just so happens to love animals, orphans, drugs and sex. He’s always trying to hide her latest indiscretion.<\/p>\nKevin De Silva:<\/strong>
18 – Albert’s fat, FPS playing gamer son. Smokes a lot of weed, has anxiety issues and a card for a bad back, very soft, very opinionated. Into making racist comments while playing online.<\/p>\nHarut Vartanyan:<\/strong>
42-52 years old – Armenian car dealer, moneylender, would be Fagin and would be bully. Heavily connected to the underworld, but irritates people so much no one likes him.<\/p>\nNervous Jerry:<\/strong>
48 – paranoiac living in the sticks, near Simon, completely paranoid, and terrified of Simon.<\/p>\nCalvin North:<\/strong>
55 – clapped out FBI agent who now mostly works offering advice on TV shows – whose only claim to fame turns out to be entirely false – but a decent guy in other ways. Badly dressed. Divorced. Putting on weight.<\/p>\nJerry Cole:<\/strong>
53 – disabled IT expert and criminal information vendor.<\/p>\nRich Roberts:<\/strong>
English hardman actor, 35, who acts tough but who wants to do serious work – the only problem is he can’t quite read the words.<\/p>\nAlex:<\/strong>
white 52 yr old loosie goosie hippy rich guy who has lost his money and is getting desperate but trying not to.<\/p>\nScarlet:<\/strong>
45-52 years old – unshaven female spiritualist and hippy with a love of exploring the wilderness. Very into journeys.<\/p>\nChad:<\/strong>
29 – pretty boy misogynist Beverly Hills party boy. Made money, but not as cool as he thinks he is.<\/p>\nTae Wong:<\/strong>
39 – somewhat incompetent Chinese mobster, loves doing ecstasy, going to raves.<\/p>\nTaes Translator:<\/strong>
45 – VERY STRAIGHT LACED Chinese translator, terrified of his boss’s dad. Male, awkward. Needs to speak Chinese.<\/p>\n\u00a0<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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